just when you think this place can't get any worse, half of it floods and you have to dig a torch out of a pile of doll parts. if some kind of creepy ghost girl comes to steal my body, you better not like her more than me
still kicking out there, old man? here's hoping you haven't had to dig through a pile of, i repeat, disfigured doll parts
Are you all right with all these dolls? I'm sure her eyes were beautiful and you're merely jealous your eyes aren't as wonky. They're slowly getting there...
usually i'd play up my ego and say she'd never be dumb enough to jump out of a body this hot, but in this instance i'm willing to let my ego take a hit so you can deal with evil doll possession
safe to say i'm not sure it was worth a shitty fucking torch
Has anyone ever told you you're one of the kindnest and most generous people in this town?
[ like, legit. this is the kindest thing anyone has ever done for him. passing up inflating her own ego for his sake? now he hopes dolls do try to possess him. he geniunely does want carmilla to be happy. ]
Did you try to steal a torch from a pile of doll parts? I need to hear every little detail of this story.
not nearly often enough considering i graciously haven't eaten all of them yet
( would she? no. but she likes to talk a big game. )
no. we were following a feather and we had to hike through the woods and dig through doll parts and all i got was a dumb torch. the bonfire already has a 100 of these things, i don't know why we have to go out and find them
To make the bonfire brighter? Make this prettier? I really wish this place would invest in street lights already.
[ but that reminds him of something that has been frustrating him for a little while. he'd kept it to himself as that's how he's operated for centuries, but if they're sharing grievances... ]
At least you got your bloody torch. The useless feather sent me all through the woods and I couldn't even get through the door. I wish I could've burnt the thing, but I couldn't get my torch to do it.
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still kicking out there, old man? here's hoping you haven't had to dig through a pile of, i repeat, disfigured doll parts
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What kind of doll parts are we talking here?
Jury's still out on whether or not I'd like her more than you.
[ dependent on the doll parts she has, of course. that's evidently the most important thing here, right? ]
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🖕 i hope she steals your body next
( YOU'RE NOT LOYAL KOL! )
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Are you all right with all these dolls? I'm sure her eyes were beautiful and you're merely jealous your eyes aren't as wonky. They're slowly getting there...
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safe to say i'm not sure it was worth a shitty fucking torch
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[ like, legit. this is the kindest thing anyone has ever done for him. passing up inflating her own ego for his sake? now he hopes dolls do try to possess him. he geniunely does want carmilla to be happy. ]
Did you try to steal a torch from a pile of doll parts? I need to hear every little detail of this story.
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( would she? no. but she likes to talk a big game. )
no. we were following a feather and we had to hike through the woods and dig through doll parts and all i got was a dumb torch. the bonfire already has a 100 of these things, i don't know why we have to go out and find them
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[ but that reminds him of something that has been frustrating him for a little while. he'd kept it to himself as that's how he's operated for centuries, but if they're sharing grievances... ]
At least you got your bloody torch. The useless feather sent me all through the woods and I couldn't even get through the door. I wish I could've burnt the thing, but I couldn't get my torch to do it.
[ why does everyone deny him arson? ]